tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)